Goofiez Squared (often cataloged as Goofiez² or Goofiez^2) is a modern boutique hybrid cannabis cultivar bred by Oregon-based Compound Genetics. Developed as a premier release within Compound’s celebrated Jokerz line, the cultivar pairs two celebrated parental lines: Apples & Bananas and Jokerz #31. Known for its striking dark purple bag appeal, high calyx-to-leaf ratio, and high trichome coverage, Goofiez Squared stands out for an unusual aromatic profile that blends crisp orchard fruit and overripe banana with candy petrol, sweet cream, and a distinct synthetic rubber undertone.
Strain Profile & Genetics
Goofiez Squared represents a genetic continuation and refinement of the original Goofiez pairing. While the original Goofiez cross established the fusion of Apples & Bananas and Jokerz, Goofiez Squared specifically utilizes the select Jokerz #31 parental stock. Several commercial production partners, such as Good Day Farm, describe Goofiez Squared as a reversed cross that expresses distinct phenotypic nuances from the foundational pairing.
- Breeder: Compound Genetics
- Genetics: Apples & Bananas × Jokerz #31
- Cultivar Type: Hybrid
- Indica / Sativa Ratio: Disputed (Commonly listed by commercial cultivators as a balanced 50/50 hybrid, while some European seed catalogs classify the line as mostly indica)
- Seed Type: Feminized
- THC Range: 27–30%+ (breeder specification)
- CBD Range: Low (<2%)
- Primary Terpenes: Myrcene, Ocimene, Beta-Caryophyllene, Alpha-Pinene, Linalool
- Flowering Time: 8–9 weeks (56–63 days)
- Outdoor Harvest Window: Mid-October
- Plant Structure: Vigorous hybrid branching, moderate internodal stretch, tight calyx stacking
- Yield: High
- Aroma Profile: Crisp apples, overripe bananas, synthetic rubber, sweet fuel, tropical fruit
- Flavor Profile: Sweet orchard fruit, berry compote, candy gas, cream
- Mental Effects: Euphoric, giggly, clear-headed focus, mood elevation
- Body Effects: Calming, soothing physical ease, deep muscle relaxation
- Resin & Extraction Potential: Exceptionally dense capitate-stalked glandular trichomes; highly productive for hydrocarbon and solventless extraction
Appearance
Breeder pheno-hunts highlight Goofiez Squared for exceptional bag appeal. Mature inflorescences consistently express deep violet and near-black purple pigmentation across the bracts, contrasted against muted olive-green sugar leaves. The buds feature tightly grouped, dense calyxes accented by soft, slender peach-to-burnt-orange pistils. A uniform blanket of glandular trichomes creates a reflective, silvery sheen over the darker underlying plant tissues.
Aroma & Flavor
Goofiez Squared displays a complex aromatic profile that bridges sharp dessert fruits and aggressive hydrocarbons. Upon breaking the dried flower, initial notes suggest crisp tart apples and fermenting overripe bananas. As the profile breathes, rich accents of pungent fuel, sweet candy, and an idiosyncratic aroma often likened to fresh basketballs or vulcanized rubber become prominent. The flavor carries these attributes cleanly across the palate, leading with tart and sugary fruit candy before settling into an earthy, creamy diesel finish.
Terpene Profile
Analytical testing from commercial batches indicates that the terpene architecture of Goofiez Squared is anchored by Myrcene and Ocimene. Beta-Caryophyllene provides warm, peppery depth, while Alpha-Pinene contributes crisp herbal brightness. Linalool lends light floral nuance and rounds out the pungent candy-gas bouquet. Limonene has also been identified as a secondary contributor in select retail laboratory screenings.
Potency & Cannabinoids
Compound Genetics officially documents Goofiez Squared potency between 27% and 30%+ THC. Third-party analytical testing from commercial cultivator Good Day Farm reflects substantial cannabinoid output: laboratory certificates report total THCA concentrations ranging between 256.9 mg/g and 270.1 mg/g (25.69%–27.01%), with active Delta-9 THC measured between 23.48 mg/g and 25.30 mg/g (2.35%–2.53%). Minor cannabinoid presence includes Cannabigerolic Acid (CBGA) between 11.02 mg/g and 13.20 mg/g (1.10%–1.32%), small quantities of CBDV (~3.8 mg/g), and trace CBDA (<1 mg/g). CBD levels remain consistently minimal.
Effects
Consumer and patient accounts characterize Goofiez Squared as a versatile, mood-elevating hybrid. Subjective reports emphasize a rapid onset marked by a buoyant, floaty cerebral lift, social euphoria, and bouts of laughter. Users frequently observe that the mental clarity and focus imparted by the cultivar allow for conversational and creative activities without precipitating mental fog. As the experience matures, a soothing body sensation develops, easing physical tension and inducing tranquility while avoiding premature lethargy.
Cultivation Characteristics
Goofiez Squared is distributed primarily as feminized photoperiod seed stock. The cultivar demonstrates strong vegetative vigor and a moderate vertical stretch upon transition to the 12/12 light cycle. Early apical pruning and canopy training are recommended to maximize light interception across lower lateral branch sites. Indoors, plants mature rapidly, with most phenotypes finishing within 8 weeks (56 days) and select heavier-yielding variations reaching full maturity by week 9 (63 days). Outdoors in temperate zones, harvest typically occurs by mid-October. Cultivators note high yield potential without degradation of floral density or resin coverage.
Resin & Extraction Characteristics
Owing to its dense coverage of mature capitate-stalked trichomes inherited from both White Runtz and Jet Fuel Gelato lineages, Goofiez Squared is well suited for extract production. Commercial processors utilize fresh-frozen harvests to produce live resin badder and hydrocarbon sauces that retain the cultivar’s distinctive ocimene-rich sweet rubber and candy-gas profile.
Scientific & Botanical Overview
Taxonomically classified as Cannabis sativa L., Goofiez Squared is a polyhybrid exhibiting an advanced multi-ancestor pedigree. Its maternal contributor, Apples & Bananas, was developed through crosses involving [(Platinum Cookies × Granddaddy Purple) × Blue Power] × Gelatti. The pollen contributor, Jokerz #31, is an elite selection uniting White Runtz and Jet Fuel Gelato. Anthocyanin production in Goofiez Squared is genetically pronounced, manifesting in deep purpling of the perianth tissues during the late flowering stage independently of drastic temperature drops.
Lineage & Related Strains
- Apples & Bananas: Flagship Compound Genetics parent providing notes of crisp apple, berry, and high-potency bag appeal.
- Jokerz #31: (White Runtz × Jet Fuel Gelato) Selected cut contributing structure, sweet candy gas, and high trichome coverage.
- Goofiez (Original): The initial release of the Apples & Bananas × Jokerz combination; Goofiez Squared acts as a sister-line or reciprocal refinement within the Jokerz 31 collection.
Sources & Data Notes
Data compiled for this profile relies on breeder documentation published by Compound Genetics, regional licensed cultivator specifications (notably Good Day Farm), and European distributor agronomic registries. Quantitative ranges for THC reflect published breeder benchmarks corroborated by state-mandated compliance certificates of analysis.
Goofiez Squared Summary
Goofiez Squared is a high-potency feminized hybrid from Compound Genetics that combines Apples & Bananas with Jokerz #31. Characterized by an 8- to 9-week flowering time, dark purple floral structure, 27–30%+ THC potency, and an aromatic blend of fruit, synthetic rubber, and candy gas, it delivers balanced, mood-elevating cerebral effects alongside full-body relaxation.
